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Noisily Festival: An insiders’ guide to the UK’s top party in the woods with co-founder Lachie Gordon

written by Tim Bradford

If you prefer, you can watch a video version of this interview on the UK Festival Podcast Youtube Channel

Noisily Festival is one of the best-loved gems in the UK scene. From its secret motto, “only bring the good ones,” to its intimate magical energy, the event has become the archetypical party in the woods which others now seek to imitate.

With a lineup including Bart Skills, Dubfire, Ida Engberg, Antix, John 00 Fleming, Liquid Soul, and headliners such as Break, Camo & Krooked, DJ Marky, and Calyx, the 2024 edition of Noisily Festival promises an unforgettable experience. The festival also features extensive wellness programs, art installations, and performances that make it a holistic celebration of music and arts​.

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One of Noisily’s co-founders, Lachie Athie Gordon, spoke to us from his home in faraway Kenya. Lachie began his festival career working for the enigmatic Freddie Fellowes of the Secret Garden Party, which is one of the events that inspired Noisily.

Lachie explained, “That’s where I started my festival career, working for Freddie almost 15 years ago at the Secret Garden Party. I was very inspired by SGP and other amazing events like Glade. Glade was the one which really made its mark on me and stood out as a very transformational event. Just an amazing atmosphere of people who were there to get on with each other and have fun. It was just an incredible vibe.”

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Speaking about the first Noisily, Lachie said the opportunity came along to work with his now great friend Will, who is his co-founder, and Will had a farm where they could hold the event. “So, yeah, it just happened, and I didn’t even think twice about it. I mean, the whole thing was a mess, but it was also awesome. It was the least sleep I’ve had in a week-long period in my life.”

Indeed, the event was far from problem-free. Lachie recounted, “At the very beginning, when we said the gate was open and people started coming, we suddenly realized that while we said the gate was officially open, there was actually no physical way of entering the woods because there was a fence in the way. So, we completely failed to find a way for people to walk into the woods.” Eventually, they got a screwdriver and took down the fence. Lachie added, “I think we had about 500 people. But for the first few years, we had no idea who was there because we didn’t have close enough tabs on the gate. So, about 500, I reckon.”

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However, despite setbacks like these, Noisily has grown enormously over the years. Lachie mentioned, “There are so many different people involved. Our core team is hard to define because we have so many committed people who work on it year-round, some full-time, some part-time. There are probably 20-30 people who work on it year-round, maybe a few more, but not full-time.”

Talking about finding Noisily’s new site, Lachie noted, “It was a huge challenge. Will and I spent a lot of time tramping around the country, looking at different locations and calling a lot of people. We’re grateful to have found this new spot because it couldn’t have been more perfect. It’s also only about half an hour from our previous site, so we lucked out.”

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It was on the cards for Noisily Festival to move as far as Bristol. Lachie added, “We went down the line with a few different locations further south, but this one worked out perfectly. Our new location has a wonderful feel, all the woodland there, and it allows us more space to be creative. Being flat has allowed us to expand things like the Noisily stage, which will be enormous this year. The new site gives us space to breathe and spread our wings, which wouldn’t have been possible at our previous site.”

While the festival faced severe adverse weather last year, the site survived fairly well compared to some other locations. Nonetheless, plans are afoot to reinforce and prepare Barkestone Woods to fit thousands of ravers in the rain. Lachie said, “The mud is inevitable to some extent because we’re in England, but we’ve done a lot of groundwork this year, adding culverts, gravel, wood chips, and hay to deal with it better.

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Offering advice to small festivals looking to grow themselves into something on the scale of Noisily, Lachie advised, “Buckle up. It’s a hell of a ride taking an event through that stage. It’s challenging to balance not over-commercializing while making it work financially. Just keep at it and be tenacious.”

Emphasizing the importance of community, Lachie discussed how the festival maintains its unique vibe. “Most people who come to Noisily have been invited by friends. It started with friends of friends and has grown from there. This helps maintain the community vibe and ensures new attendees quickly absorb and contribute to the positive atmosphere.”

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Compared to most, Noisily Festival stands out for its playful atmosphere and significant emphasis on circus acts and performance art. Lachie explained that this element evolved naturally over time. “We’ve always wanted to be more than just a music festival. We’ve had performers from the beginning, and it’s grown naturally. The performers love what they do, and it shows.”

Beyond the professional performers, festival-goers are actively engaged in the playful spirit of Noisily, bringing flow toys, poi, and other props to enhance their experience. Lachie mentioned, “I juggled for a while and did some fire batons. Poi never particularly tickled me though. I just feel like you’ll inevitably hit yourself in the face or worse.”

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Discussing his favourite kind of dance music and favourite stage at Noisily, Lachie shared, “I think the techno stage is my favourite. That’s where I always end up, but I love it all. Drum and bass is where my heart is; it got me into electronic music and the party scene. I DJed drum and bass on vinyl for a long time. Psytrance really got me into the euphoria of being on a dance floor connected to everyone in the crowd. But techno is now what really keeps me going.”

When asked about the plans for expansion that couldn’t go ahead last year and hopes to resurrect those, Lachie explained, “I think we might do it in a different way. Never say never. Our focus is on consolidating what we’ve got. We’re not going into the live music side of things in the near future. We’re looking to expand the Nook and other down-tempo offerings.”

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Being primarily focused on DJs and producers, Lachie noted that this does simplify the production compared to managing live bands. “Yes, it does simplify things. Live stuff adds a whole other level of complexity. We do some live stuff in Mind Body Soul, but it’s not the same as getting big bands on and off quickly. The music we provide generally focuses on DJ performances, so it fits our style better.”

When asked if this was the plan from the start or a matter of convenience, Lachie responded, “It’s where we’re comfortable and where our crowd sits well. It’s not about convenience. We wouldn’t write off live music, but with the complexities, it’s one of those things we’ll consider as we grow in confidence and capacity.”

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Discussing potential collaborations to bring a live music stage to Noisily, Lachie said, “We’re always interested in collaborations. It’s always worth discussing. For us, it’s about acting as a platform for others and fostering creativity.”

Talking about personal highlights for the 2024 lineup, Lachie said, “Mirror again. She’s fantastic and is coming with Chris, who she plays with. Pan Pot is another highlight for something a bit heavier. There’s a lot to be excited about. I’ve become less involved in that side of things now, so some of it was an exciting surprise. Camo & Krooked from my drum and bass days are epic. I’m excited about seeing them.”

Explaining his current role at the festival, Lachie said, “I was the main production manager, overseeing all aspects from production to artists. I started stepping back in 2017 as I got involved in other things. Will, my business partner, has taken on more, and now I have an advisory role. We check in weekly to sign off on budgets, artist lineups, and other things.”

Lachie mentioned that during the festival, he now spends time managing the event for 24 hours in shifts with the other founders. “We handle any decisions or crises that come up. The rest of the time, I’m bouncing around, enjoying the music, and trying to do everything at once.”

When asked if there was anyone who has done anything above and beyond for the festival that he’d like to thank, Lachie said, “So many people. I couldn’t start naming them because I’ll forget someone. All the people who run the venues, the stage managers, the artists—there are just too many to even start.”

It is clear that Noisily Festival continues to thrive thanks to its dedicated team, loyal community, and commitment to providing a unique and transformative festival experience. For tickets and more information, visit Noisily’s website.

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Traffic cone people in the mud at Download 2024 at donnington park
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Download Review 2024: Mud, Metal, and Moaning

written by Tim Bradford

Download 2024 has come and gone, and we’ve all been reminded of why we call it Drownload.

Picture this: 100,000 metalheads, endless drinking in a field, some of the biggest names in guitar music, seemingly half of Noah’s flood, and the bloody mud to match. Musically, it was alright, but not one for the history books. Out of the headliners, I reckon Avenged Sevenfold did the best job, really hammering things home towards the end of their set.

Fallout Boy played a large amount of their new stuff, which didn’t get much reaction at all from the Download crowd, who quite frankly probably wanted to hear “From Under the Cork Tree” in full instead. Queens of the Stone Age were, to put it lightly, substantially under the influence on stage. While the performance still sounded solid, for a festival of 100,000, this comes across as a little disrespectful.

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The crowds gather for Fallout Boy

Overall, I found all three of the big dogs this year slightly underwhelming. I’m not a megafan of any of them though, so I defer further judgement to those megafans in the comments.

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Avenged Sevenfold at Download 2024

Lower down the bill, we had a bit more luck. While fans were extremely disappointed Bad Omens and Electric Callboy pulled out, I was very impressed with a host of acts I saw over the weekend. That’s one of the things with Download—even with it not really being a year for me lineup-wise, as a semi-lapsed metalhead and current punk enjoyer, there was quite a lot I wanted to see.

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One of my personal favourites, the Old Time Sailors bring a very unique approach to folk punk to festivals all across the country

My first favourite on the lineup, The Old Time Sailors, are probably the only part of the UK folk scene currently suitable for Download. Playing on Thursday in the Doghouse, to the largest crowd I’ve ever seen them perform to, this 28-piece act are already legends on the festival scene, hitting up Maui, Boomtown, and many more. I’d describe them as the new Bellowhead, but there’s even more of them! Highlights include their covers of polka punk legends the Dreadnoughts. Speaking of which—Dreadnoughts for Download when?

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Soft Play, formerly Slaves, were another briliant blast of hillarious punk rock action

My highlight from Friday was Heilung. Now, Heilung is arguably closer to a West End show than a metal band. With dozens of people on stage, they weave an authentic feeling (but completely inaccurate) recreation of Viking pagan spirituality and myth, chanting in guttural registers and wearing animal skulls, while a phalanx of warriors marches with spear and shield.

Busted, my hometown heroes, while slightly clashing with Heilung, did us the honour of saving “Year 3000” till the end, allowing me to catch it from the edge of the Avalanche Tent. Their placement in that tent instead of on one of the main stages was a travesty. The tent was jammed full, with crowds rammed into the sides, and many struggled to even get a good spot to hear the show, but Charlie and friends did there best to get everyone enjoying themselves none the less.

Saturday was absolutely banging, with Frank Carter & The Rattlesnakes and The Offspring bringing punk energy to the main stage. With both of these acts, you forget how many bangers they have, with nearly everything they played having wormed its way into my head previously. I even heard some discussion that The Offspring would have made a better headliner than Fallout Boy. I don’t know what the numbers say, but the crowd size and vibe certainly agreed with this, with substantially more, livelier folk attending the older band’s show by my reckoning.

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Some say the Offspring were better headliners than any of the actual headliners

Some political weird vibes ensued at the second stage, where Tom Morello and Pantera were playing on the same day. I managed to catch a bit of both, and while you could expect some potential bad vibes from that lineup, it was actually fantastic. Tom clashing with Enter Shikari was a very questionable choice (would have been better facing either of them off against Pantera), but his decision to just play a metal set went down incredibly well with the audience, who particularly loved his medley of all the best Rage solos.

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Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine’s gig has attracted a mixed reception, but I bloody loved it

Compared to Friday and Saturday, I honestly thought most of Sunday was a damp squib. Corey Taylor was alright, but the man was really too sick to be performing. Thanks for the effort, I saw and felt how hard it was, and it still sounded great, even if the energy was a little less than you’d expect. Nonetheless, going to a Corey solo show really demonstrates what the rest of Slipknot do, and it is a lot! His own band are good, but they are no gang of jumpsuited masked maniacs.

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Machine Head were many peoples highlight

I also liked Zebrahead, who played a couple of sets over the weekend, and Machine Head were banging for the first half of their set before I went to Avenged, but otherwise, really eh, compared to the other two main show days. The secret set was Parkway Drive, who are very popular with a segment of the Download crowd, and I have to admit, were probably a very good choice, but are also completely not my thing, so that was also disappointing.

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He was happier than I was by that point- the mud is a real challenge

Basically, I shouldn’t have even bothered with the arena. And that’s the thing. While the rain and mud at this year’s affair weren’t quite as bad as the Somme recreation that was 2016, it still made attending the festival a chore for all but the most hardcore.

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Occassionally, music festivals can be quite bleak places

Heavy precipitation across Thursday, Friday, and Saturday led to Donington Park doing its usual thing and developing an inch-thick layer of muddy water across, well, pretty much the entire site.

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Embrace the mud, befriend it

This leads me to my key point. While it may be hallowed ground, I just don’t think Donington Park is a suitable festival site for 100,000 people. While the hillsides offer great views of the stages, the clay soil is terrible for drainage, and even a relatively small amount of rain turns it into an absolute swamp. Additionally, the circuit, plonked right into the middle, breaks up the site, practically doubling the distance people have to walk, with large amounts of the space on the inside of the site either going unused or being unusable.

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Prepare your legs, because download is a lot of walking

Basically, Download is too fucking big. It’s awkward, half the fans aren’t into half the music, and there’s far too much walking to make any change in conditions bearable. Once you’ve committed to the arena, it’s an hour’s trip back to the campsite to swap your stuff, and don’t you dare think about putting anything on the ground because it will be consumed by the mud forever, never to be seen again.

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For those less able to move, the site could be a bit of a nightmare

This is even worse for metalheads with accessability needs. While Download claims to be the most accesable festival in the country- and it really does make massive endeavours to help those less able to perceieve or get about the world, in these conditions even these endeavorss weren’t enough. I heard horror stories about many hour long waits for transport, and saw people dragging themselves though horrendous conditions on cructches and in wheelchairs. 

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Baby Metal were also briliant, despite some significant technical issues cutting their and many others sets

The best Download ever was 2021 when it was cut back to a sensible size, footprint, and lineup. I wish Live Nation would do two or three separate Downloads a year, each the size of the pilot, focused on one type of metal, instead of this one, impossibly large, monstrosity. It’s bloody days later and my feet still hurt for fuck’s sake.

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Avenged Sevenfold fans having the absolute time of their lives at the front of the show

Like, I love Download. The lineup is great. The crowd is amazing—genuinely the nicest people in the world. I really want to keep coming. It’s just too big. It’s too awkward. When it rains, it’s completely unmanageable, and for all but the most hardcore punter, their £250-plus ticket just becomes a miserable endurance test set to an admittedly sick soundtrack.

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Always check the weather before buying a download ticket- inch thick mud is just not fun

So, check the weather before buying a Download ticket. It’s just too big to make a muddy one worthwhile. By Sunday, so many people had got pissed off and left that everyone’s phones worked again.

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Our review of Download 2024 was made possible by Circular Camping. Circular Camping is a bloody brilliant company which salvages festival sites in order to reclaim and recycle the kit left behind. They offer pre-pitched camping options and camping shops at a wide variety of UK Festivals thoughout the year, as well as running an online shop for camping gear rescued from the festival field. Whether you find yourself missing an essential piece of kit, or wanting to rent a tent so you dont have to carry so much through the swamp, Dean and his team of camping legends have you covered. Check them out at www.circularcamping.com!

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The sun setting on a grassy hill at Nozstock: The Hidden Valley Festival 2023
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The Last Dance at Nozstock: An Interview with Ella Nosworthy

written by Tim Bradford

As Nozstock Festival prepares for its final bow, we had the opportunity to speak with Ella Nosworthy, the driving force behind this beloved event. Known for its eclectic mix of music genres and warm, familial atmosphere, Nozstock has been a staple in Herefordshire’s cultural calendar for 26 years. In this in-depth interview, Ella shares the festival’s journey, the challenges faced by independent festivals, and what the future holds for the Nozstock family.

Ella Nosworthy explains, “Nozstock is a 5,000-capacity festival in Herefordshire, run by my family and me. It’s been going for 26 years and features 11 stages showcasing various genres, from drum and bass to rock, house, and indie. Festivals should offer more than just music; they should provide new experiences and moments.” She emphasizes the importance of diversity in music, “We feel like festivals shouldn’t be just one genre. There should be more than just music in a field.”

Ella Nosworthy of Nozstock Festival in Herefordshire
Ella of Nozstock has been helping out at the festival since she was a young teenager

Running a festival is no small feat, and for Ella, it involves juggling multiple roles. “I book the lineup, handle contracts, PR, recruitment, and office management. My brother builds the stages and manages the site, while my mum takes care of ticketing. It’s very much a family affair, supported by an amazing crew.” Ella credits the festival’s success to the dedication and hard work of her family and close friends. “It’s a real labor of love that we all come together to do. We’re surrounded by an amazing crew.”

Nozstock’s humble beginnings can be traced back to a family barbecue on Ella’s father’s farm. “We started as a small gathering with a local performer. It grew organically, involving friends and eventually attracting a thousand people. We realized we needed to get serious, get a license, and ensure proper safety measures. That turning point allowed us to professionalize and expand.” The festival’s growth was driven by passion and community spirit. “It was all just a complete laugh, and it grew really organically like that until one day we had about a thousand people on the farm.”

Transitioning from a private party to a legitimate festival came with its share of challenges. “We had no idea what we were doing initially. Licensing, marketing, and ticketing were all new to us. It was a steep learning curve, but our organic growth allowed us to learn our roles gradually and maintain a friendly, welcoming atmosphere.” This gradual evolution helped the team develop a unique festival experience that has drawn attendees year after year. “People still say to me it feels like they’ve been invited by the family to a private party for the weekend.”

Ella reminisces about the early days: “Our first festival experience was Glastonbury, which shaped our understanding of what a festival should be. It’s about more than music; it’s about the entire experience. That ethos has guided us at Nozstock.” She fondly recalls the formative experiences at Glastonbury with her family. “My parents would take me and my brother to Glastonbury every year. It was like our family holiday.”

Last year’s festival was notably wet and muddy, yet the Nozstock team managed it impressively. “It’s all about wood chip and a dedicated team. The UK weather is unpredictable, so we always prepare for rain. Despite the challenges, rainy festivals can sometimes enhance the sense of camaraderie and fun.” Ella reflects on the efforts of her team during adverse weather conditions. “We have a really amazing team who I think literally were just spreading wood chip every hour of every day. The smell of the wood chips was wonderful, much nicer than the usual mud and old cider smell.”

The decision to end Nozstock was difficult but necessary. “The cost of living crisis and the aftermath of COVID-19 hit us hard. Rising costs and reduced disposable income for festival-goers made it unsustainable. While we could have scaled down or sought sponsorship, it wouldn’t have been the same Nozstock we love,” Ella states. She highlights the broader issues facing independent festivals. “We’ve seen many festivals fold due to financial pressures. To support the industry, we’re advocating for a temporary VAT reduction for festivals. This would provide some breathing space to recover and thrive.”

Despite the challenges, Ella remains hopeful about the future. “We plan to explore smaller, one-day events. This format offers flexibility and allows us to continue bringing people together on the farm without the same level of risk.” Nozstock’s lineup this year reflects its rich history and loyal supporters. “We wanted to bring back artists who’ve supported us over the years. Booking DJs was more economical and practical, but we ensured a diverse lineup to cater to different tastes.”

Ella’s dedication to creating a memorable experience shines through in every detail. “We aim to make our guests feel like they’re part of the family, enjoying a private party on the farm. It’s been an incredible journey, and we’re grateful for the support and love from everyone involved.”

As Nozstock prepares for its final curtain call, Ella leaves us with a poignant message: “Support local festivals and music venues. They are vital for nurturing new talent and maintaining a vibrant, diverse cultural scene. Buy tickets early, advocate for policy changes, and keep the spirit of independent music alive.”

For those looking to catch the last Nozstock, tickets are available now for the final festival from July 18th to 21st, 2024. Don’t miss this chance to be part of a legendary event’s grand finale.

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Clowns and Stilt Walkers at Equinox Festival 2023 near Grimsby in Lincolnshire
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Equinox Festival 2023: A Brief Moment of Freedom from the Corporate World

written by Tim Bradford

As festival season drew to a close, Equinox was the last major party I had lined up for 2023.

Having heard good things but never been, I had high hopes but little idea of what to really expect. 

Situated near Grimsby in the waning days of September, Equinox Festival offers the UK’s punks, hippies and ravers a final chance to get together and have it large outside before the cold embrace of winter hits.

Set within an old chalk quarry (essentially a hollowed-out hill) in the north Lincolnshire Wolds, magnificent views extend out towards the north and east. Keen-eyed attendees could look over the picturesque countryside and catch sight of ships steaming down the nearby Humber Estuary, and on a clear day, the wind turbines out to sea.

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Equinox Festival offers incredible views over the North Lincolnshire Countryside

The site itself was adorned with quaint painted fences, and colourful festoon lighting ran between everything. Art was everywhere you looked, with an elaborate willow structure greeting punters at the main entrance and a series of portraits of famous artists and musicians lining the path into the festival. Once inside, more aesthetic work emerged, with giant mushrooms and a bright blue moon dominating the landscape, and a tumbledown structure serving as a visual centrepiece for the whole arena. 

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Equinox is covered in art, ranging from the incidental to the sublime

Bounteous smells of cooked meat and spices emanated from the varied food vendors, offering a huge range of street foods at surprisingly good prices— £5 for a decent hotdog in 2023 is amazing. Craftspeople and traders also peddled their wares and skills, with stalls including wood crafting, jewellery, musical instruments and a circus shop. 

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You could watch chainsaw crafts at Equinox Festival, and even pick up a souvenir

Despite this bustling business, Equinox Festival 2023 felt completely untainted by corporate capitalism. All the traders were small independent enterprises, prices were generally reasonable, especially by festival standards, and no adverts or blaring pop music lunged out at you, keeping the bubble of freedom intact. Unlike at most events, nothing at Equinox felt like it was there to exploit people, or to maximise profit— in order to be present, one needed to add to the affair. 

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A £5 hotdog at a festival is, frankly, amazing- everyone loves sausage indeed

Dreadlocks, undercuts, tattoos and piercings adorned many of the crowd, with a wide age range represented. There were local kids just looking for a night out, and people who had been punks since punk was first a thing, alongside everyone in between. Clothes were natural looking for the most part, with either dark tones or bright colours being the order of the day, and anarchistic options chosen at every opportunity. Very few bucket hats were worn. 

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While very few bucket hats were worn, some pretty cool ones were on sale

Equinox’s deep anti-capitalist spirit was reflected in the music too. Featuring festival favourites and new up-and-comers, everything booked was far to the alternative side of the spectrum. A wide variety of punk artists made up the mainstay of the live lineup, with many of the rebel genre’s subgenres represented. Beyond punks, the dub and reggae community came out in force, while a decent number of folk and hip-hop artists also found their way onto Equinox’s stages. 

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The Party Robots were one of three walkabout troupes I saw at Equinox

Several large tents were dedicated to the ravers, with one, the Lunar Stage focusing entirely on the art form of Drum and Bass. Filled with dedicated dancers all night every night, this stage was a haven for the wild and energetic. If a meditative, trancelike approach was more what you needed, the Sunrise stage had you set, with its psytrance rhythms inducing the energy to help folks twirl and spin their way through the night. 

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One Eyed God, performing on the Crispy Disco Stage at Equinox Festival

The act I remember most clearly is One Eyed God. Struck by tragedy shortly after their Friday gig when founding member Buz passed away suddenly, the band’s final performance as a complete unit was an unforgettable tour de force. Tight as fuck, offering happy, bouncy energy, and a simple, powerful sound, One Eyed God’s show was an example of what ska punk can be when its core elements are perfect. As word spread on-site about the death, many musicians dedicated a tune and a few words to their departed comrade, with the festival acting as something of an impromptu wake for the fallen punk rock hero. 

Filthy Militia at Equinox Festival
Filthy Militia rocked at Equinox Festival

Other heavy acts which shined on the first day included One Eyed God’s ska-punk peers Filthy Militia, whose horn and sax combined to create a really full rich sound, and Buff, a grindingly powerful hardcore “space punk” band, whose message of “eat the rich” meshed perfectly with their roaring screamed vocals. Offering a counterpoint to the heavy, loud Buff, Fidget and the Twitchers added a keytar and flute to the typical ska punk assembly and played a brighter, more absurdist flavour of ska, which was a ton of fun.  

Fidget and the Twitchers performed absurdist ska
Fidget and the Twitchers performed absurdist ska

From a psychedelia point of view, the Friday at Equinox had us sorted too. On the main stage, Gong started off fairly calming, with a gentle and jazzy prog rock sound. This developed throughout the set, with the performance’s intensity growing and growing until it was almost overwhelming. While they are definitely trippy hippy BS, I liked them a lot, and their music is amazing for spinning flow toys too. 

Spacehopper at Equinox Festival 2023
Spacehopper play live dance music, and oh boy, does it get people dancing

Offering a very different approach to psychedelia, Friday was also graced with the presence of Spacehopper. Long known for mixing trance, dub, and live guitars, this trio created a rolling ocean of luscious delicious space rock on the Sunrise Stage. A perfect fit for this trippy little venue, the Equinox crowd loved their show, with many dancing like mad throughout the band’s entire set. Unfortunately for psychedelic guitar music lovers, Spacehopper clashed with psychedelic festival legends Ozric Tentacles. Given the crossover of fans, this can’t have been anything but a mistake from the organisers and probably should have been caught and put right before the event went ahead. 

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Gong are a heady, intensely psychedelic experience

One last Friday act worth mentioning was Cara Means Friend. Playing reggae infused folk on an acoustic guitar, her performance was unlike much anything I’ve ever seen before and has potentially opened up a whole new genre for me. Of particular note was her final emotional cover of The Whole of the Moon, in honour of her late father, which was wonderful.

Panda and the Moniums reminded me strongly of Mobius Loop
Panda and the Moniums reminded me strongly of Mobius Loop

Saturday offered even more than Friday, with a jam-packed schedule of top-grade artists— The first act which caught my eye was Panda and the Moniums, a balkan-esqe festival folk band with hip-hop elements, bizarre lyrics, and a didgeridoo. Reminiscent of Mobius Loop and offering the same sense of fun and whimsy, the band had a beautiful, grateful energy, and the leading lady sported a powerful and interesting voice, both when rapping and singing. 

Skiprat added metal style solo's to a more typical skapunk sound
Skiprat added metal-style solos to a more typical ska punk sound

Following Panda I caught another Ska-punk band, this one called Skiprat, whose metal-style solos were an interesting change from the genre’s typical approach. After their performance, I journeyed to the Big Dub Tent, to see Doozer McDooze. Essentially, playing pop punk on a single acoustic guitar, he sings a nice mix of deeply personal and yet universal songs, many of which are genuinely very funny in a pretty self-aware way. He also tried to convince a member of the crowd to buy us all shots, which was brilliant, albeit less successful than I would have liked. 

Doozer McDooze at Equinox Festival
Doozer McDooze, feat artist Steve Greeney drawing him on stage

After Doozer I stumbled into Legs On Wheels. This band was as strange as their name and played a funky kind of prog rock which seemed to be messing with polyrhythms and strange new melodies. Another prog-rock band which caught my attention were the Space Falcons. Kinda bluesy, with driving, chugging guitars and drums, this band was never stagnant and had a bright, sparkling stage presence, matching their upbeat fiddle line. Their music features mostly spoken word, or vocalisation-based voice sounds taking it even further away from a traditional sound but by damn, it works. 

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The Nevile Staple Band is one of the best live ska experiences available in the modern world

Equinox Festival’s 2023 Saturday headliner was Neville Staple, of The Specials fame and his fantastic band. As close as you can get to a Specials gig in the modern day, Staple and his gang have great energy on stage and are as tight as a vice. It is wonderful he is keeping the legacy of two-tone going. Mega hits, including “Message to You Rudy”, “Monkey Man”, “Ghost Town”, and “The End” were singalong spectaculars for almost everyone in the audience. If you like ska, you owe it to yourself to see the Neville Staple Band live. 

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Boom Boom Racoon are the first proper third-wave folk punk band from the UK I’ve ever seen

The final act I caught on Saturday was Boom Boom Racoon. Now, this trio were really exciting because they’re the first third-wave folk punk band I’ve heard of who hail from the UK. Clearly taking inspiration from Dayz N Daze, these guys are silly and self-effacing, but still deeply political. If you’re inclined towards anarchism, don’t take yourself too seriously, and not a copper, you’ll probably love it. 

Piratechnics at Equinox Festival
Rather than putting on a narrative show, the fire performers at Equinox were given the room to show off the stuff they’d been working on individually

Beyond the music, the festival had a bunch of other exciting things going on. A Circus had put up their big top and were offering shows and classes, while a central area played host to a fantastic fire performance every night. This incredible show featured the performance troupe Piratechnics, among many other skilled performers.

Fire wings Emily Equinox
Emily from Piratechnics modeling her incredible flaming wings

I also saw three walkabout parties venturing around the festival: One set of culty grandmothers, one of stiltwalkers, and another of robots. While Equinox does not go particularly hard on the acting front, even the light effort they put in here goes a long way. After all, groups like these often make an enormous impact on people’s festival experiences and can be the memory at the forefront of their minds when they think about their time years later. 

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The Grandmother Cult was seen wandering the Equinox site on Saturday afternoon

Sunday was a bit of a voyage of discovery for me, as I only knew one thing on the lineup. Getting up, I could see immediately that Autumn had started, and the season was practically done. The sky was dark with clouds, and it honestly felt a little like the end of the world. Putting on my coat, I hoped the rain wouldn’t fall and headed on in, trying to think positive thoughts. 

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While Featherteeth may look like punks they sure as hell don’t sound like it

Starting off in the early afternoon I caught Featherteeth. Progressive and ethereal, this band looked like punks, but really didn’t sound like it, instead fitting the sound scape stage’s name perfectly. Following Featherteeth, I saw the Majestic who played sweet roots reggae. With a rich mellow warm tone like the crackle of a vinyl record on a sunny day, the lead singer, an older Jamaican dude named Baba Ras, ordered us to dance to get warm, battling the dark and cold of the sky with his band’s wonderful bright energy. 

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Baba Ras and the Majestic offer beautiful roots reggae

After that wonderful infusion of reggae into my life, I caught an act named Mental Block. Now Mental Block is psychedelic dub, but is not psydub. The difference is substantial, as the dub part is emphasised, while the psy part resembles psychedelic rock, more than the psytrance and ambient music psydub is based on. I very much enjoyed this band and they were very good, but occasionally I found the most obvious ragga elements to their sound not to add much to their feel. 

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Mental Block are psychedelic dub, and not psydub- the difference may sound like a technicality, but they really are very different

Still at the Soundscape stage, I next encountered Brewers’ Daughter. Initially singing a song focusing on our country’s malaise, as spoken through the metaphor of our decaying waterways, her deep dark voice enchanted, as a crowd gathered to sit staring on dumb-struck. Using her fiddle, guitar and extremely distinctive voice, Brewers’ Daughter is one of the most exciting and interesting folk acts I’ve ever seen, able to enchant and haunt in equal measure. 

Brewer's Daughter at Equinox Festival 2023
Brewer’s Daughter has one of the most unique and powerful voices you will ever hear

After seeing Brewers Daughter, I followed the crowd to the main Crispy Disco Stage. It seemed people were going to see something called RDF. Now, I didn’t know RDF, the Radical Dance Faction, before this show and somehow I feel like I should have. Performing on and off since 1987, The RDF plays what sounds like dub and ska, stripped of many of its ragga elements. These are replaced with a thick layer of crusty, traveller and free party culture and the resulting sound goes pretty damn hard, with the dark spoken word lyrics pairing really well with the ever-so-slightly haunting dub instrumentation.

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The Radical Dance Faction has been fermenting revolution on and off since the 1980s

The next band I saw, Kangaroo Moon, offered something completely different. Essentially a bunch of old hippies playing danceable folk really fast, the band fuses traditional Celtic elements with Australian psychedelia. Think Jerry Garcia got lost in Cork for a decade, before being dumped in the outback for another. 

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Travelling far from the land of Down Under, Kangaroo Moon are a fantastically fast live folk band

The final act, and stalwarts of the UK ska punk scene, Inner Terrestrials offered a pure blast of British resistance culture. Embodying the crusty movement, and its disdain for the norms mainstream society tries to force on it, the band strongly resonated with the Equinox audience. Much heavier than most ska punk, the Inner Terrestrials go very hard— their classic punk rock cover of the classic 1960s traveller’s song “Movin On” went down a particular storm.

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The Inner Terrestrials headlined the Crispy Disco Main Stage on Sunday- I don’t think anyone else could have done better

Now, this leads onto the feel of the festival as a whole— At Equinox, the survival of the spirit of free festival crusty culture is undeniable. Probably close to half the people in attendance identify as travellers, or traveller-adjacent in some way. While some might find this intimidating, for many, the experience is invigorating. It feels like a brief hiatus from the grip of capitalism, where the anarchists reign and the mundane confines of the “system” dissolve. Attendees describe it as stepping out of “the matrix” or sensing a “thinner veil”, and while I’m not so spiritually inclined, I certainly sensed a unique psychogeography, which bigger, more corporate events cannot hope to mimick.

Equinox might not be everyone’s cup of tea. If you’re a fan of the establishment or don’t vibe with punk, folk, prog, ska, psytrance, or DnB, this might not be your scene. But for those with anticapitalist leanings and a penchant for music reflecting such views, seeking respite from the ever-present globalist corporate world, Equinox stands unrivaled.

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The sun setting on a grassy hill at Nozstock: The Hidden Valley Festival 2023
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Nozstock Review 2023: Beautiful Pocket Boomtown

written by Tim Bradford & Jamie Kay

Having decided to go to Nozstock: The Hidden Valley on little more than a whim, I didn’t really know what to expect. What I found blew me away.

Running for 25 years, Nozstock is a festival with practically everything worked out just perfect. Nestled amid a beautiful, well-managed site, with a diverse and exciting lineup and a wonderfully friendly crowd, I feel like you can ask for little more from an event.

Given Nozstock is still, at around 5000 people in attendance and with £150 tickets, considered one of the smaller more reasonably priced festivals, the production quality across the event is absolutely phenominal. Beautifully designed sets and stages covered the entire arena, with essentially no area left undecorated. It’s reminiscent of a smaller Boomtoom.

Grandmaster Flash headlining Nozstock: The Hidden Valley on Friday
Grandmaster Flash headlining Nozstock: The Hidden Valley on Friday

Featuring legendary acts like Grandmaster Flash and The Wailers, even heavy rain didn’t dampen folks’ spirits as the crew worked above and beyond to keep the event running, despite the inclement weather.

Sixty-five years old and still going as strong as ever, innovations made by Grandmaster Flash were instrumental in the development of hip-hop
Sixty-five years old and still going as strong as ever, innovations made by Grandmaster Flash were instrumental in the development of hip-hop

As my team and I arrived on site late on Friday we entered the arena and immediately caught sight of the Grandmaster himself, playing old-school A-grade classics with a heck of a lot of pizzazz. Everyone in the crowd loved it, with Flash taking us on a trip from the heady days of the 1970s all the way through to today, scratching and sliding the whole way. While the sound quality for this performance wasn’t perfect, the energy was, and for us late arrivals, it was a particularly fantastic start to the festival.

The audience absolutely loved the Grandmasters masterclass performance
The audience absolutely loved the Grandmasters masterclass performance

After Flash my gang and I wandered deeper into Nozstock, but immediately became caught at the second stage. I dubbed this stage the monster mouth stage, on account of it looking like a giant sea serpent’s mouth, fangs and all.

Actually called the Garden Stage, it was playing host to a band named Mad Apple Circus. While the first song of theirs led me to believe they were a pop punk band with ska instruments, their horn section soon started pumping out proper, bouncy ska tunes, with some neat Balkan influences. It was enough to get my knees high into the sky dancing, and many of the crowd joined me. They are a proper festival band.

You will see strange things around Nozstock- a gentleman taking a tree for a walk is the least of your worries
You will see strange things around Nozstock- a gentleman taking a tree for a walk is the least of your worries

With the time now close to 1 am, my team and I pushed further into the festival, emerging past the main stages onto a sizeable green slope, with the strangely dulcet sound of clashing dance stages booming in from every direction. In case we’d forgotten where we were, the vista of the slope looked onto another slope, decorated with a lighthouse and NOZSTOCK lettering. After soaking in the view and letting the music lead me, I soon found myself walking through the trees into the Coppice stage.

The Coppice Stage was wonderfully decorated and featured neverending psytrance
The Coppice Stage was wonderfully decorated and featured neverending psytrance

Featuring, as far as I could tell, neverending psytrance, this stage was a haven for people indulging in circus tricks, and certain mood-enhancing chemicals. While I greatly praise the presence of psytrance at any festival, I wish the organisers had booked some DJs who play slightly more elaborate and varied examples of the genre. As it was, while the Coppice was well decorated and vibesy, I feel a slight increase in the variety of the music on offer could have elevated this stage substantially.

The Elephants Graveyard was like a little hidden festival easter egg
The Elephants Graveyard was like a little hidden festival easter egg

After leaving the Coppice, we moved on to The Elephants Graveyard. Now, The Elephants Graveyard is a beautiful venue, with an almost nightclubesque feel to it, but I never once found myself particularly vibing with the music. Some of my companions disagreed and thought that the intimate dance stage felt akin to a festival easter egg. As I looked around at the people, they had their hands in the air. A good sign, even if I wasn’t too into the vibe.

What looked like the Trojan Horse towered over the festival arena
What looked like the Trojan Horse towered over the festival arena

After an interlude at Elephants, we journeyed across the centre of the festival’s compact site, and found ourselves passing under giant wooden mushrooms and past what appeared to be the trojan horse into a somewhat calmer area of the festival. Lined with closed exhibitors’ tents, I assumed this was the craft area and kept going until I saw lights and heard music.

These giant wooden mushrooms are only a sample of the effort that has gone into Nozstock's aesthetics
These giant wooden mushrooms are only a sample of the effort that has gone into Nozstock’s aesthetics

Entering into a seemingly solid structure to the sound of intriguing, clearly eastern inspired music, I discovered the Cabinet of Lost Secrets. Made up of four different areas, this bar come stage included a submarine entrance (in which Sean Connery made a cameo appearance) and even a secret garden. I learned that the lineup was chosen by Kate, who has the honour of running the stage and has been a Nozstock veteran of 12 years. Her choice of acts typically revolve around groove but can encompass anything as long as it fits her desired vibe. Playing host to some of the most interesting music on offer over the weekend, this venue, which reminded me of Boomtown Fair at its absolute best, was my home for the rest of the evening.

Sean Connery made a cameo appearance in the Cabinet of Lost Secrets (Photo Credit: Mikey La Vell)
Sean Connery made a cameo appearance in the Cabinet of Lost Secrets (Photo Credit: Mikey La Vell)

On Saturday, the weather lightened slightly, and allowed my intrepid party an opportunity to rest their tired feet, before I finally managed to coerce them out of bed at 2pm to go see Gaspar Nali. Touring the UK, Gaspar, from Malawi, played a homemade instrument called a Babatong with incredible skill. Sporting a long wooden neck, a single tire wire string, and a drum for its body, Nali’s gigantic Babatong enchanted the crowd, while his fantastic melodious voice simply bowled us over. Soulful and meditative, this performance was a perfect fit for a festival still recovering from the previous night.

Gaspar Nali plays the Babatong, a gigantic homemade stringed drum, and it its enchanting
Gaspar Nali plays the Babatong, a gigantic homemade stringed drum, and it its enchanting

Next up was Funke and the Two-Tone Baby. While from the name, you would expect ska, what we actually got was potentially more interesting. Funke runs a one-man band and uses loop pedals to achieve an incredibly varied, broad disco-esque sound. Very groovy indeed.

Funke and the Two Tone Baby- Not ska, susprisingly
Funke and the Two Tone Baby- Not ska, susprisingly

After Funke, my party ventured into the maker’s area, searching for exciting things… and soon found them. One of my companions heard a recognisable sound and saw an unmistakable hat, and led us towards the Slippery Slope stage. The hat and music belonged to a guitarist who goes by Fukushima Dolphin who one of my friends had previously seen busking on Brighton Beach.

Fukashima Dolphin playing on the Slipery Slope Stage at Nozstock 2023
Fukashima Dolphin playing on the Slipery Slope Stage at Nozstock 2023

Dolphin’s music made me think of Russian doomer rock, or perhaps The Cure, but on a beach holiday. Playing a homemade resonator guitar, and using a lot of loops, Dolphin had an otherworldy, mirror-dimension vibe that made him almost irresistible. It felt as if he had broken through the veil from a world in which there are Berenstein Bears and not Berenstain Bears- and brought some magic with him (one song aptly named ‘Talking with the Bears’). My party was totally entranced.

Beans on Toast: the spiritual leader of the British festival scene
Beans on Toast: the spiritual leader of the British festival scene

However, as hard as it was, I had to resist, as it was almost time for Beans on Toast in the Garden. Now, I expect a lot of the people reading this have heard of Beans, or at the very least will know his song about MDMA, but for those who don’t know, he is something of a legend on the festival scene, with his deep raspy voice belting out simple, political folk songs, deeply suspicious of any bullshit.

He was joined on stage by a young poet, Stacy Gracey, whose ode to courageous women resonated very well with the whole performance, and festival in general. After she finished though, Beans had yet another trick up his sleeve— helping one of the audience members propose to their girlfriend (thankfully she said yes).

My Baby were lots of peoples Nozstock Highlight
My Baby were lots of peoples Nozstock Highlight

Quickly regrouping and indulging in some delicious curry goat from one of the food stalls, we made the very short amble to the main Orchard Stage to see My Baby. Recommended to us multiple times beforehand, My Baby is a female fronted dancy funky tour de force who makes use of a variety of traditions including gospel and blues to deliver a show with an impressive punch.

The rain poured as New Zealand's biggest dub band came on stage
The rain poured as New Zealand’s biggest dub band came on stage

Following My Baby, we settled down to wait for the headline act, the legendary New Zealand dad band, Fat Freddy’s Drop. Playing a heady, heavy, difficult-to-describe strain of bluesy dub (or is it jazz?) Fat Freddy’s intricate music merged with the rain to create an atmosphere so thick and swampy you could feel yourself sinking into it. As a pre-existing fan, Fat Freddy’s Drop was absolutely my highlight of the festival, and I would recommend all of my readers to see them at the first opportunity, regardless of whether they think they will like them or not.

Fat Freddy's Drop delivered a legendary performance
Fat Freddy’s Drop delivered a legendary performance

After Fat Freddy’s, my crew and I ventured towards the Bandstand, looking to see a woman we met earlier in the crowds performing live. The Bandstand stage itself is worth describing: a large wooden stage structure sits in front of an open circle, surrounded by a roofed bench. This setup is incredibly comfortable, and flexible, allowing seated crowds when the venue is quiet, and busy crowds plenty of room to stand and dance.

Kitty Bella, playing at the Bandstand Stage was a great change of pace after Fat Freddy's overwhelming headline show
Kitty Bella, playing at the Bandstand Stage was a great change of pace after Fat Freddy’s overwhelming headline show

As a home for singer-songwriter Kitty Bella and her band, it was incredible. With a voice reminiscent of a younger, more innocent Lilly Allen, her smooth jazzy performance was just a little spellbinding and kept me firmly in my seat throughout its entirety.

Drifta: Extremely hard to categorise, but a lot of fun none the less
Drifta: Extremely hard to categorise, but a lot of fun nonetheless

Sunday, while slightly less jaw-dropping than Nozstock’s amazing Saturday, still played host to a stonking great variety of acts. The first thing I saw was an artist going by Drifta. Extremely hard to categorise, this project features traditional drums, guitar and fiddle, with inspirations from around the world, particularly West Africa. Drifta is a very interesting project, and I’d wholeheartedly recommend people listen to this strange, eclectic body of work.

Roving Crows delivered a rollicking set of Celtic Punk
Roving Crows delivered a rollicking set of Celtic Punk

The next act I took note of was Roving Crows. As a Celtic Punk band, I immediately fell a little in love with them, their pulsing folk fiddle leading me and the crowd into an involuntary jig. While the lead singer’s on-stage banter was a little awkward, I feel like that may have been the point of it- as it was very funny from a certain point of view. Songs of note from their set included ‘Bury Me Naked’ and ‘That’s Business’. Overall, a great performance, especially Kaitlyn Barret’s eccentric dance moves as she played the fiddle to perfection.

Balkanize: Possibly the most festivally festival band to have ever festivaled
The Balkaneers: Possibly the most festivally festival band to have ever festivaled

Near the end of the Roving Crows set I made the difficult choice to leave the Orchard and make my way to The Balkaneers, in the Cabinet of Lost Secrets. The Balkaneers are quite possibly the most festively festival band to ever exist, a seven-piece, complete with accordion and clarinet playing silly high energy Balkan-inspired Folk. With an incredible amount of energy and great musicianship, The Balkaneers attracted a surprisingly large crowd, filling in and heating up the little venue they were housed in minutes. Despite a wandering member of the party lauding Roving Crows’ encore homage to Avicci in their own sound, I felt justified in the decision to come and see The Balkaneers due to the sheer amount of energy I felt coursing through me at the conclusion of their set.

The Beatles Dub Club going off at the Garden Stage
The Beatles Dub Club going off at the Garden Stage

Following Balkanise, I made my way to the Garden Stage to catch some of the Beatles Dub Club. While absolutely achieving what they set out to, and very good fun for about ten minutes, Beatles Dub and Drum and Bass remixes aren’t actually as much of a winning idea as I (and I’m sure a fair few other people) first thought they’d be.

The Magnificent Bloco B performing in the crowd at the Orchard Stage
The Magnificent Bloco B performing in the crowd at the Orchard Stage

I took this opportunity to head on back over to the Orchard stage, and catch Bristol’s Bloco B. Faithfully recreating the sound of Brazilian carnival music, and accompanied by a beautiful dance troop, halfway through the set Bloco B brought their drums into the crowd, turning an already good party absolutely riotous. It looks like a lot of fun to be a member, that’s for sure.

The legendary Wailers are simply not to be missed
The legendary Wailers are simply not to be missed

Finishing the festival was the legendary Wailers. Known for being the band that played alongside the mythic Bob Marley throughout the sixties and seventies, I’ve heard almost all their songs a billion times, both recorded and as covers… but they simply hit differently when performed live by a band which has collected talent from across the reggae world. Speaking of, I like how, despite all the original members being long dead, the band lives on, continuing to play its amazing music. While you aren’t seeing Bob live, the Wailers are definitely more than a tribute act and were a perfect headliner for the Sunday evening of Nozstock.

The secret bar at the Cabinet of Lost Secrets
The secret bar at the Cabinet of Lost Secrets

Sometime after the Wailers, and a degree of exploration, it was clear that the festival was winding down and to my chagrin, my favourite stages seemed to be the first to close. The result of this was that, following the closure of the main stage, a mass crowd gathered to see DJ Markey and his MC at the garden stage. It was a good vibe, despite even heavier rain, and a sea of hands in the air…. but nothing lasts forever. At the stroke of 12:30pm, DJ Markey’s set ended mid-song due to a licensing requirement- a tease, but they announced they’ll be at Nozstock next year.

As the crowd dispersed and members cut their way through the rain, a not-insubstantial amount of people ended up at the teepee bar near the festival entrance. Most had clearly had the same ideas as me that some chai and a cheeky shisha would be a great way to round the evening out. Vibey speed garage blared in the teepee and people seemed to naturally form into circles. It was packed, but a hell of a vibe and was a welcoming environment to end the night in style. The line for chai, perhaps inevitably, became an impromptu dance floor before I braved the rain for my tent.

The Insecurity Guards take their business very seriously, taking hold of peoples insecurities in their ultra secure safe, and then incinerating them at the end of the festival so they can no longer haunt them
The Insecurity Guards take their business very seriously, taking hold of peoples insecurities in their ultra secure safe, and then incinerating them at the end of the festival so they can no longer haunt them

Beyond the music, for a festival of its size and type, Nozstock’s “Extracurricular” activities were amazing. Walkabout showswere numerous. This included the incredible ‘Insecurity Guards’, a charismatic trio who patrolled the festival entreating people to deposit their insecurities in a portable safe to be burnt. This performative activity allowed to could be introspective in a silly safe manner, in a place where you might not normally be so.

This Parrot man was certainly one of the more visually striking performers in the comedy tent
This Parrot man was certainly one of the more visually striking performers in the comedy tent

The comedy stage had a well-packed schedule, although, perhaps as is normal with comedy, some acts were definitely funnier than others. In addition, there were dozens of craft stalls, ranging from blacksmithing (although punters were, perhaps sensibly, not allowed near the forge) to a community-operated clay bread oven. I’m still not sure how they managed to transport that in, and I reckon that itself is a testament to the dedication of those who organise/attend Nozstock.

Nozstock attempts to build a good atmosphere, and succeeds: the site is clean and people are lovely
Nozstock attempts to build a good atmosphere, and succeeds: the site is clean and people are lovely

So, now comes the part where I normally list the festival’s problems. Nozstock gives me trouble with this. All the usual, jarring pinch points- rude security, disgusting toilets, epic walks— were all non-existent. The security was lovely, the toilets were well-managed, and the site was compact. Even the heavy rainfall was managed well, with the occurrence of difficult mud in the arena rare (you would be fine in trainers) and a fleet of tractors keeping the tracks clear and rescuing vehicles who got into trouble when it came time to leave.

Nozstock, while incredibly beautiful, feels ever so slightly empty at night
Nozstock, while incredibly beautiful, feels ever so slightly empty at night

While Nozstock has no real problems… there is one slight improvement I could suggest. This year the beautiful site felt just a little empty- as Bilbo Baggins would say, “thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread”.

This isn’t consistent across the whole event all of the time, but, especially at night, hardly any of the live music venues are being used. Stumbling into an unknown ultra-late night live act or cabaret is one of the highest joys of festival life, and yet at Nozstock it felt like most stages were all over and done by two.

The quality is all there, and most things on at the festival are great, but, Nozstock could probably do with another thousand or so punters, and a dozen or so more acts. None of them need to be big names at all, but currently, the incredible site feels about a third empty, and half empty at night.

Hosting absolutely no music at all, the Grassy Hill was a popular spot for folks to think, talk and smoke
Hosting absolutely no music at all, the Grassy Hill was a popular spot for folks to think, talk and smoke

Nozstock: The Hidden Valley is one of the best festivals in the country and offers attendees the chance to lose themselves in a tremendously beautiful setting for three wonderful days of music, fun, and dancing. The crowd is among the friendliest I’ve ever encountered, only topped by metalheads and psychedelic music lovers, and many of the acts are literally world-class.

I’d strongly recommend attending if you like even one act on the lineup. While initially I feared it would be a messy, drum and bass-heavy rave-fest, it turned out to be so much more. Nozstock is essentially a pocket Boomtown, just without any of Boomtown’s bullcrap.

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The Crowd Remembers What the Camera Cannot Hold

written by Taylor Bradshaw

A festival set can be technically imperfect and still become the story everyone tells; a match can spend 80 quiet minutes preparing one violent release of noise. Interactive entertainment compresses the same pattern into smaller cycles: expectation, decision, result, reset. These experiences endure because memory does not record every minute equally—attention locks onto change, uncertainty raises arousal and the crowd supplies social proof that the moment matters. Research on collective effervescence adds a harder finding beneath the poetry: intense shared emotion is associated with group identity, commitment and wellbeing, although effects vary widely by setting; we chase big moments because they briefly make private feeling public and the ending cannot be fully known in advance.

Shared Attention Turns Strangers into a Temporary “We”

A 2022 meta-analysis covered 50 studies and 182,738 participants across gatherings that ranged from sport to music festivals. Collective effervescence showed strong links with emotional activation and meaningful associations with group commitment and broader identification. The mechanism is not simply “everyone feels happy”.

People face the same stage, scoreboard or screen, notice one another’s reactions and coordinate movement or sound. Joint attention gives the emotion a social address. The person beside you becomes part of the event, even when you never exchange names.

Uncertainty Keeps the Brain Working Ahead of the Moment

Predictable pleasure can be enjoyable, but it rarely produces the same grip. Sport with no credible opponent, a setlist with no variation and a game with no consequential choice all flatten anticipation. The mind starts modelling possible outcomes before anything happens.

That is why the walk to a venue matters, why a close score changes the body and why a delayed encore can feel longer than it is. Anticipation is not empty waiting. It is active forecasting with emotion attached.

The Peak Is Powerful, but the Ending Edits the Story

People later compress long experiences into a handful of scenes. A late winner can repaint a poor first half; a failed final song can cool an otherwise excellent set. Event organisers cannot manufacture a legendary moment, but they can protect the conditions around it.

Four production choices reduce friction without scripting the emotion:

  • clear sightlines;
  • consistent sound;
  • short dead periods;
  • an ending with purpose.

The practical lesson is not to chase constant intensity. Peaks need contrast, and audiences need enough quiet to recognise the rise.

Betting and Casino Formats Package Anticipation Differently

Digital casino play creates repeated cycles of stake, reveal and settlement, but the emotional rhythm should not be confused with predictive skill. A recent win does not make the next result more or less due. In casino online games, an RNG determines independent outcomes, RTP is calculated across a very large sample and volatility affects the distribution of returns. Fixed session money keeps the entertainment cycle from borrowing against other plans. The useful control is set before arousal narrows attention.

Human presence changes the texture of play without rewriting probability. The appeal comes from ceremony, pace and co-presence rather than a hidden advantage. At a live casino table, viewers can see a dealer run the round, follow the betting timer and share the same revealed result. Table rules, limits and house edge still govern the decision. Checking those rules before the first stake prevents atmosphere from replacing information.

Sports markets add a different layer because new evidence can alter the estimate. That uncertainty gives fans another way to test their reading of the event. Prices for NBA odds may move after confirmed lineups, injury news, a minutes limit or a matchup change, then shift again as live possessions reveal pace and foul trouble. Bankroll units matter because emotional peaks can make the latest observation feel more important than the full sample. A loud arena is data about pressure, not proof of the next basket.

The Crowd Does Not Need Perfect Emotional Synchrony

A 2024 study of unacquainted pairs found that intense physiological arousal under joint attention was linked with reciprocal social attitudes. The participants did not need perfectly synchronised emotions for bonding to emerge. Being aware that another person was sharing the same event was enough to matter.

This helps explain why hybrid events can work when they preserve a common focal point. A delayed stream, fragmented commentary or constant phone switching weakens that focus. Technology improves access, but attention still needs somewhere to meet.

Afterglow Is Built from Retelling, Not Just Recall

The moment continues after the lights come up. Fans compare clips, argue over decisions, repeat a chorus and turn a private memory into a shared version. Retelling selects details, gives the event language and keeps group identity active.

Organisers can support that afterglow with accurate timestamps, short official clips and spaces for informed discussion. Fans can preserve it more simply: write down the one detail the broadcast missed – the intake of breath before the kick, the floor moving under the bass, or the stranger who knew the same line. That detail is often where the memory lives.

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The Ultimate Festival Road Trip Guide: Pack Smarter, Drive Smarter, Spend Smarter

written by Taylor Bradshaw

There’s a very specific kind of panic that hits around 11 pm the night before you leave for a festival: gazebo, cool boxes, crates of tins, someone’s inexplicable second tent “just in case”, all of it staring back at you from the driveway, and a boot that was clearly designed by someone who has never been camping in their life. Road-tripping to a festival is its own art form, and most of the stress isn’t the driving. It’s everything that happens before you turn the key.

Work out your space before you pack it

The classic mistake is packing by feel, chucking things in until the boot won’t shut, then wondering why the back seats are now a storage unit and someone’s knees are up by their ears for six hours. It’s worth actually doing the maths before you load up, especially if you’re travelling as a group with multiple tents, a gazebo, and the inevitable crate tower. If you haven’t picked your tent yet, it’s worth starting with a proper look at the best festival tents before you even think about boot space, since size and packed dimensions vary hugely between models.

Boot space is usually listed in litres, but tents, cool boxes and storage crates are just as often sized in cubic feet, which makes comparing the two a headache. A quick way around this is to check the volume of your gear against your boot space, plug in the dimensions of your kit and your car, and you’ll know in seconds whether everything realistically fits, or whether someone’s tent is getting strapped to the roof. It sounds like overkill until you’ve been the person repacking a boot in a Tesco car park at 6 am while everyone else waits in the car.

Is it actually worth leasing a car for festival season?

If you’re the designated driver of your friendship group, the one whose car ends up doing Boomtown, Boardmasters and a Cornwall trip all in the same summer, the wear and tear adds up fast. Mud, spilled Red Bull, the lingering smell of a wet tent that never fully dried out. It’s a fair question to ask whether your own car is really the right tool for the job, or whether a short-term lease makes more sense for the summer stretch.

This is where it’s worth doing some proper number-crunching rather than guessing. A car lease calculator lets you compare monthly lease costs against what you’d spend running your own car: fuel, depreciation, and the eventual valeting bill to get the mud out of the boot lining. For some people, especially those doing several festivals a year, leasing something bigger and more practical for the season works out cheaper than they expect, particularly if it means fitting everyone and everything in one trip instead of two cars.

It’s not the answer for everyone. If you’re only doing one weekend away, your own car will almost always win. But it’s the kind of decision that benefits from actual figures rather than a gut feeling, especially once you factor in how much extra fuel a second vehicle burns.

Getting the timing and the price right

The other part of festival road-tripping that catches people out isn’t the driving at all, it’s the ticket. Prices creep up in stages: early bird, general release, then whatever’s left closer to the date, often at a significant markup. Add in payment plan fees, booking fees, and the inevitable resale premium if you’ve left it too late, and the “final” price can look very different from the one you first saw advertised months earlier.

It’s genuinely useful to check the percentage jump rather than just having a vague sense that “it’s gone up a bit.” Pop in the early bird price and whatever it’s gone up to now, and you’ll get a clear figure rather than a fuzzy feeling of being ripped off. For a lot of people, seeing the number in black and white is exactly the nudge needed to buy early next time, rather than waiting and hoping prices hold.

Bringing it all together

None of this is complicated stuff, but it’s the sort of planning that gets skipped in favour of just winging it, and winging it is precisely how you end up strapping a tent to the roof rack with a shoelace at midnight. A bit of time spent working out what actually fits, what your travel is really costing you, and what you’re really paying for tickets means the only thing left to stress about on the way there is the traffic. Which, let’s be honest, is stressful enough on its own.

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The Legal Challenges of Securing Festival Venues for Large-Scale Events in the US

written by Taylor Bradshaw

Securing a US festival venue can unravel months of planning in a single meeting. Promoters often assume that once a site looks perfect on paper, the deal will fall into place. Reality proves more complicated, especially when you are navigating American property law from overseas.

Large-scale events involve layers of regulation that go well beyond booking a field or stadium. Permits, environmental reviews, and commercial leasing terms can all stall a project if they are not handled early. 

Understanding the key legal challenges makes the difference between a sold-out weekend and a cancelled headline act.

Zoning Laws and Special Event Permits

Zoning is often the first obstacle. American cities and counties divide land into tightly controlled use categories, and not every open space is legally approved for mass gatherings. Even temporary festivals may require zoning variances or conditional-use permits.

Special event permits can involve multiple agencies, from fire departments to public health officials. For you as an organiser, that means separate applications, fees, and inspections, often with strict timelines. Missing one approval can delay the entire launch.

Overseas promoters can struggle with the fragmented nature of US local government. Each municipality sets its own rules, and what works in Texas may not apply in California. 

Early local counsel is essential to avoid signing a venue agreement that depends on permits you may never secure.

Complex Commercial Leasing and Liability Allocation

Leasing a festival site in the US is rarely a simple short-term rental. Agreements often resemble sophisticated commercial property transactions, with detailed clauses covering indemnities, insurance limits, and damage obligations. 

Landowners expect promoters to assume significant risk. Event-specific leases increasingly shift liability for crowd safety, structural damage, and third-party claims onto organisers. For you, those clauses translate into higher insurance premiums and careful contract negotiation.

Key areas that demand close attention include:

  • Indemnity provisions that transfer broad liability to the organiser
  • Insurance requirements with high minimum coverage limits
  • Restoration clauses requiring full site reinstatement after the event

Leasing terms in the United States often shift significant responsibility onto the organiser. Commercial lease agreements can contain complex provisions covering indemnification, insurance obligations, zoning requirements, restoration responsibilities, financing terms, and liability allocation. 

Misunderstanding these clauses can lead to costly disputes, unexpected financial exposure, or delays that put the entire event at risk. Because these agreements are often negotiated as sophisticated commercial property transactions, working with an experienced commercial real estate lawyer before signing can help organisers identify legal risks, negotiate more favourable terms, and avoid expensive problems later in the project.

Environmental Regulations and Compliance Risks

Environmental law presents another significant hurdle. Large-scale festivals can trigger federal, state, and local environmental review, especially if the site includes wetlands, protected habitats, or historical land-use restrictions. 

Temporary stages and infrastructure may still qualify as regulated development.

In the US, there is increased scrutiny around permitting and environmental justice considerations in development projects. For you, heightened oversight can mean longer approval timelines and more detailed impact assessments.

Noise limits, waste-management plans, and water usage controls frequently form part of permit conditions. Non-compliance risks fines or even event shutdown. 

Overseas organisers should build compliance costs into their budgets from the outset rather than treating them as an afterthought.

Cross-Border Business Structures and Tax Exposure

Operating in the US as a non-resident introduces additional legal layers. Promoters may need to establish a US entity to sign leases, hire staff, and obtain insurance. Choosing the wrong structure can complicate liability exposure and tax obligations.

State-level tax regimes differ significantly. Sales tax on tickets, local occupancy taxes, and payroll requirements for temporary staff can all apply. 

Coordination between property counsel and tax advisers helps ensure that the entity leasing the venue is structured correctly from day one.

Immigration compliance also intersects with venue agreements. Artists, crew members, and senior management often require specific visas. Venue contracts may include representations about lawful operation, making immigration planning part of the broader legal risk landscape.

Protecting Your Event with the Right Legal Strategy

Festival dreams often falter at the contract stage rather than on the main stage. Zoning barriers, complex leases, environmental approvals, and cross-border structures all shape whether a US venue deal succeeds. 

Careful preparation, specialist advice, and realistic budgeting protect your investment. 

If you are planning a large-scale US event, explore how specialist lawyers can support your venue negotiations and compliance strategy. And if this article has been helpful, check out some of our other related content. 

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Cyprus for Digital Nomads

written by Taylor Bradshaw

Fast internet, 300+ days of sunshine, EU infrastructure and a time zone that overlaps comfortably with both European and Middle Eastern clients — Cyprus has quietly become one of the Mediterranean’s favourite remote-work bases. From city apartments to villas in cyprus to rent with a pool-side “office”, accommodation suits every work style, English is spoken everywhere, and a dedicated Digital Nomad Visa seals the deal. Here is everything you need to plan a productive stay on the island.

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Visas: Who Can Work from Cyprus

EU citizens can simply arrive and stay. Non-EU remote workers can apply for the Cyprus Digital Nomad Visa, which allows employees and freelancers working for companies outside Cyprus to live on the island for a year, with an option to renew. Applicants must prove a stable monthly income (around €3,500 net) and hold health insurance. Standard tourist stays of up to 90 days also work well for shorter “workations”.

Best Cities for Remote Work

Limassol is the undisputed nomad capital: a glossy marina, dozens of coworking spaces, an international tech scene and endless networking events. It is also the priciest option. Larnaca offers the best value — seafront cafés, a relaxed pace and the main airport minutes away. Paphos attracts those seeking quiet focus between swims, while Nicosia, the capital, delivers the most authentic urban life and lower rents, at the cost of being an hour from the sea.

Internet and Workspaces

Fibre connections of 100–500 Mbps are standard in cities, and 4G/5G coverage is strong across the coast. Coworking day passes cost roughly €15–25 in Limassol and Nicosia. Many cafés happily host laptop workers outside lunch rush.

Cost of Living

Expect €1,500–2,500 per month depending on the city: a one-bedroom apartment runs €700–1,200 in Limassol but noticeably less in Larnaca or Paphos. Groceries and eating out are moderate by EU standards — a hearty taverna meal costs €12–18.

Life After Work

The real perk is the after-hours lifestyle: sunset swims until November, weekend hikes in the Troodos Mountains, wine villages, diving at Zenobia wreck and a growing calendar of nomad meetups. Work hard, log off, and the island does the rest.

FAQ

Does Cyprus have a digital nomad visa?

Yes — non-EU remote workers can apply for a one-year renewable visa, provided they earn roughly €3,500 net per month from clients or employers abroad.

Which city is best for digital nomads in Cyprus?

Limassol leads for community and coworking, Larnaca wins on value and airport access, and Nicosia offers the lowest urban rents.

How fast is the internet in Cyprus?

City fibre plans typically deliver 100–500 Mbps, and mobile 4G/5G coverage is reliable along the entire coast.

Is Cyprus expensive for remote workers?

Moderate: a comfortable lifestyle costs €1,500–2,500 monthly, with Limassol at the top of that range and Larnaca at the bottom.

What is the best season for a workation in Cyprus?

April–June and September–November: pleasant temperatures, lower rents than peak summer and warm seas well into autumn.

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Mobiles expert on 7 festival phone mistakes to avoid

written by Aiden Baxter

Festival season is well underway, with hundreds of thousands of music fans preparing to spend weekends camping, queueing and chasing their favourite artists. But while many spend weeks planning outfits, tents and travel arrangements, experts say one essential item is often overlooked, their smartphone.

From digital tickets and contactless payments to maps, cameras and keeping track of friends, phones have become an essential part of the modern festival experience. Yet research suggests many festivalgoers are still being caught out by avoidable mobile mishaps. Research reported by Tech Digest found that running out of battery is the biggest smartphone concern for festivalgoers (39%), while more than one in ten (11%) have previously had a smartphone lost, damaged or stolen at a festival. More than half (52%) also report struggling with poor mobile signal once they’re on site.

We spoke to Amrit Chatha, mobiles expert at Mobiles.co.uk, who told us: “Your phone has become the one thing that holds your entire festival together. It’s your ticket, wallet, map, camera and often the only way to find your friends. Spending just a few minutes preparing it before you leave can save hours of stress once you’re there. Simple things like downloading important information, enabling tracking features and managing your battery properly can make all the difference between enjoying the weekend and dealing with unnecessary problems.”

1. Arriving without battery saver enabled

“Many people wait until their battery is already running low before switching on battery saver mode. Turning it on before you arrive at the festival can significantly extend your battery life throughout the day, especially when networks are congested and your phone is working harder than usual.”

2. Relying on signal for tickets and maps

“Festival sites can quickly become mobile blackspots once thousands of people arrive. Downloading your tickets, maps and timetables before leaving home means you’ll still be able to access everything, even if your signal disappears.”

3. Forgetting to enable phone tracking

“Losing a phone at a festival is more common than many people realise. Before travelling, make sure Find My iPhone or Find My Device is enabled, as it can dramatically improve your chances of recovering a misplaced device.”

4. Trusting a zip-lock bag to protect your phone

“British festival weather is unpredictable, and a standard plastic bag isn’t designed to cope with heavy rain, mud or accidental spills. A dedicated waterproof phone pouch offers much better protection while still allowing you to use your device.”

5. Leaving your screen brightness at maximum

“Your display is one of the biggest drains on battery life. Lowering your brightness or switching on adaptive brightness can help your phone last for hours longer throughout the day.”

6. Leaving your power bank exposed overnight

“Extreme temperatures affect battery performance more than people realise. Keeping your power bank somewhere dry and sheltered overnight can help it retain more charge and perform better the following day.”

7. Using public USB charging stations you don’t trust

“Public charging stations can be convenient, but it’s always safer to rely on your own fully charged power bank from a trusted source. It removes any concerns about plugging your device into unfamiliar hardware and helps you avoid queues when everyone needs a top-up at once.”

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Essential gear and preparation tips for surviving your first hot-weather outdoor festival

written by Aiden Baxter

A multi day outdoor music festival is a test of physical endurance, especially when peak summer temperatures settle over open fields. Between non stop walking, dancing in dense crowds, and hours of direct sun exposure, high heat can rapidly drain energy reserves without a clear management plan.

Yusuf Okhai, Managing Director at ION8, offers essential advice for navigating hot-weather outdoor festivals. He highlights that effective prep starts long before stepping through the gates. “Many festival-goers underestimate the physical toll of spending hours in direct sunlight, dancing and walking,” he explains. “Hydration is not just about avoiding thirst; it’s about maintaining energy levels and overall well-being.”

Building a practical gear setup begins with how you carry and consume water. Standard disposable bottles deteriorate quickly and create unnecessary waste, making a durable, reusable vessel essential. “Look for a bottle that is leak-proof, easy to carry, and ideally has a fast-flow opening,” Okhai advises. “Our ION8 bottles, for example, are designed for one-handed use, which is incredibly useful when you’re navigating crowds or dancing.” Keeping a reliable container on hand allows for quick refills at free hydration stations throughout the day.

Water alone, however, only solves part of the equation during long stretches in the sun. Dynamic movement and high ambient temperatures trigger significant sweating, which drains vital minerals alongside fluids. “While plain water is good, replacing lost salts through sweat is vital,” Okhai notes. “Powdered electrolyte mixes can be easily added to your water bottle and make a significant difference, especially if you’re very active.”

Managing heat exposure also depends heavily on smart apparel and active sun protection. Loose fitting, light colored garments made from natural weaves like linen or cotton allow air to circulate freely and reflect heat. Pairing breathable fabrics with UV protective sunglasses and a broad brimmed hat shields vulnerable skin from constant exposure.

Dermatological protection requires equal discipline. “Apply a high-factor sunscreen generously before you leave and reapply it every few hours, particularly if you’re sweating or get wet,” Okhai recommends. “Sunburn can quickly lead to dehydration and heatstroke.”

Small additions to your daypack can offer instant relief when afternoon heat peaks. Compact items like portable handheld fans or specialized evaporative cooling towels rapidly lower skin surface temperature. Combining these tools with scheduled rest periods in shaded zones gives your body time to reset between sets.

“Ultimately, a successful festival experience in hot weather comes down to being proactive,” Okhai says. “Don’t wait until you feel unwell to start hydrating or seeking shade. Plan ahead, stay topped up, and you’ll be able to fully immerse yourself in the fun.”

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Why Building in Downtime Makes Festivals More Enjoyable

written by Taylor Bradshaw

There is an unwritten, exhausting law that seems to govern British music festivals: if you’re not sprint-walking across a mile of rutted farmland to catch a 2:00 PM indie set, you’re not having fun. Or, more accurately, you’re not having enough fun.

We pack our weekend bags with the best of intentions (right alongside the glitter glue and sixteen pairs of socks). Then reality hits by Friday afternoon. You end up standing in a crowd of thirty thousand people while warm lager drips onto your fresh trainers, your phone battery drops to four percent, your calves are burning, and you realise you have been on your feet for nine straight hours without eating anything substantial.

The heavy physical cost of festival FOMO

Trying to see forty-two bands across six different stages over three days is a fast track to absolute exhaustion before Sunday headliners even step on stage. What you end up with is a blur of half-seen performances and a growing sense of physical irritation. 

Your feet ache, your lower back feels like it is holding up a brick wall, your ears are ringing from speaker stacks, and the thought of navigating another dense crowd just to buy a cold bottle of water makes you want to crawl straight into your tent and sleep for a week. Pushing through total physical burnout does not make the music sound any better.

Finding pockets of quiet away from the main stage

Taking a deliberate break during the peak of the afternoon is often what saves the entire weekend. Stepping away from the main arenas to find a quiet patch of grass near the campsite perimeter lets your nervous system reset after hours of bass wobbles and shouting crowds. Some people head toward the acoustic tents, others just stretch out on a picnic blanket with a book, sit by a camp stove, head back to their tent to put on dry socks, or rest their eyes for an hour.

During these low-key campsite breaks, many festivalgoers like to bring along plant-based options to help mark the shift from chaotic crowds to downtime. For instance, some people find it easier to promote a sense of relaxation with products like herbal tea and CBD flower UK. 

Keeping the pace sustainable for Sunday night

If you want to actually enjoy the final acts on Sunday night without feeling like a walking zombie, you have to protect your energy levels earlier in the weekend. Skip the mid-afternoon act you only half-care about and use that time to properly rest in the shade.

For example, while your mates rush off to catch a surprise DJ set you’re not actually interested in, stay back at the campsite rather than boxing yourself into an already-packed tent. Take twenty minutes to boil some water, eat a proper hot meal, put on a dry jumper, and sit quietly in your camp chair while watching the sunset over the tent canvas. You will actually have the stamina to stay awake for the main stage finale instead of staring blankly at the lights wishing you were already tucked into your sleeping bag.

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Reading & Leeds headliners’ loudest songs ranked for ear damage

written by Aiden Baxter

With Glastonbury sitting out its planned fallow year, Reading & Leeds is shaping up to be the UK’s biggest festival event of summer 2026, headlined by Charli XCX, Dave, RAYE and Florence + The Machine. But as festivalgoers pack their tents ahead of the August bank holiday weekend, new analysis suggests some of this year’s headline sets could leave more than just happy memories, with experts warning that just one weekend of live music at these volumes could cause lasting hearing damage.

The research, carried out by Alpine Hearing Protection, analysed the most popular tracks from this year’s Reading & Leeds headliners to determine which songs are most likely to leave fans with hearing fatigue when played live. Topping the list is Charli XCX’s “I Love It”, which scored 7.95 out of 10 on the brand’s hearing fatigue index, the highest of any track assessed. The song spends an average of 24.2 seconds at consistently high volume levels, and researchers say the longer music stays loud without easing off, the less opportunity listeners’ ears have to recover, increasing the potential for hearing fatigue during a live performance.

 TrackArtistAvg LUFSHigh RMS Duration (s)Avg Dynamic RangeAvg Treble to Bass RatioAvg Annoying Score /5Hearing Fatigue Score /10
1I Love ItCharli XCX-10.2124.20.442.04%4.387.95
2LocationDave-12.9748.70.491.53%4.497.72
3Dog Days Are OverFlorence + The Machine-12.2152.30.352.20%3.887.7
4You’ve Got The LoveFlorence + The Machine-21.7332.40.122.60%4.287.39
5Shake It OutFlorence + The Machine-11.4124.70.341.84%3.977.37
6party 4 uCharli XCX-12.7551.30.381.16%4.047.27
7Where is my husbandRAYE-14.2126.70.312.80%3.876.67
8Escapism.RAYE-12.0751.10.611.37%3.676.61
9PradaRAYE-11.2611.20.321.23%4.036.54
10SprinterDave-13.09390.491.77%3.525.97

Charli XCX headlines Friday’s bill, with Dave, RAYE and Florence + The Machine confirmed atop the rest of the weekend’s line-up as Reading & Leeds prepares to fill the gap left by Glastonbury’s year off. Florence + The Machine’s headline slot at the festival was confirmed as part of a run of major summer bookings for the band, alongside a previously announced appearance at Open’er Festival 2026, following on from Florence Welch’s acclaimed headline turn at Boardmasters back in 2023.

According to the analysis, Charli XCX’s “I Love It” also scored highly for overall loudness and audio intensity, combining prolonged high volume passages with production characteristics that researchers say can place greater strain on listeners’ ears over the course of a set. It was followed in the rankings by Dave’s “Location” (7.72), Florence + The Machine’s “Dog Days Are Over” (7.7), “You’ve Got The Love” (7.39) and “Shake It Out” (7.37), and Charli XCX’s “party 4 u” (7.27).

RAYE’s contributions to the list include “Where is my husband” (6.67), “Escapism.” (6.61) and “Prada” (6.54), while Dave’s “Sprinter” rounds out the top 10 with a score of 5.97. RAYE arrives at Reading & Leeds off the back of a remarkable run of form, having previously headlined All Points East to a sold-out crowd of 50,000 in Victoria Park last August, and having made history at the BRIT Awards as the first artist ever to win six awards in a single year.

Researchers assessed each track across several metrics, including average LUFS (a measure of perceived loudness), the duration spent at high RMS (root mean square, a measure of sustained volume), dynamic range, and the ratio of treble to bass frequencies, alongside a subjective “annoying score” reflecting how grating a track’s sound qualities can be over a live set. Tracks that combine loud, sustained passages with limited dynamic range, such as “I Love It” and “Location”, tend to score worst, as fans’ ears get little chance to recover once exposed to the peak volume.

Reading & Leeds Festival takes place across the bank holiday weekend of 27th to 30th August 2026, at Richfield Avenue in Reading and Bramham Park in Leeds. The full dataset behind Alpine Hearing Protection’s analysis, along with its methodology, is available via the brand’s published research.

The findings serve as a reminder for festivalgoers to take hearing protection seriously over the weekend, particularly during headline sets where sustained high volumes are most common. Simple measures such as high-fidelity earplugs, taking regular breaks from the crowd barrier, and staying hydrated can all help reduce the cumulative strain on the ears across a three or four day festival.

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Keith Duffy and Brian McFadden’s Boyzlife add 12 new UK dates for 2027

written by Aiden Baxter

Boyzlife, the supergroup made up of Boyzone’s Keith Duffy and Westlife’s Brian McFadden, have announced a Spring 2027 UK tour. General sale tickets go on sale on Friday 7 August at 10am via Ticketmaster.

The announcement follows Boyzone’s sold-out reunion shows at Emirates Stadium this summer, which saw Keith Duffy reunite with Ronan Keating, Shane Lynch and Mikey Graham for the first time since 2019. Brian McFadden joined Duffy onstage for a special Boyzlife performance during the shows, giving fans their first live taste of the duo’s original track ‘Chills’.

The 12-date Spring 2027 tour runs throughout May and follows Boyzlife’s hugely successful early 2026 UK tour, as well as previously announced dates for October and November 2026. Between Boyzone and Westlife, the two acts racked up more than 21 UK number one singles and sold tens of millions of records worldwide during the 90s and 00s boyband era.

The Spring 2027 run will take in Manchester, Inverness, Salisbury and Northampton among its stops, with the tour opening in St Albans on 6 May and closing in Northampton on 23 May.

Duffy and McFadden said: “We’re absolutely thrilled to announce our Spring 2027 tour! The incredible memories we created during our 2026 shows and performing together at Emirates Stadium this summer have us counting down the days until we can hit the road again and reunite with all of our amazing fans. Brace yourselves for more unforgettable nights filled with music, laughter, and possibly some special guests joining us along the way. Can’t wait to see you all in 2027!”

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The tour comes as 90s boyband nostalgia enjoys a fresh wave of popularity, fuelled by documentaries including BBC’s Boyband Forever and Sky’s Boyzone: No Matter What, as well as the Robbie Williams biopic Better Man.

Keith and Brian formed Boyzlife in 2016 after both had left their respective groups, and the duo have since performed for more than 300,000 fans worldwide, including sets at Carfest, Rewind Festivals and Pub in the Park. Their live show began as an autobiographical set featuring stories from their Boyzone and Westlife days interspersed with hits, before growing into a full production with a live band, special effects and pyrotechnics as demand grew.

As part of Westlife, Brian holds a record seven consecutive UK and Ireland number ones and 12 chart-toppers overall, with the band selling more than 30 million records and landing four number one albums. He also had solo UK number one success with ‘Real To Me’. Keith enjoyed similar heights with Boyzone, notching six UK number one singles, five number one albums and worldwide sales exceeding 25 million records, with 16 of the band’s first 17 releases reaching the top five.

Boyzlife continue to write new material alongside their greatest hits sets, with their latest single ‘Chills’ described as an upbeat track about the feeling of falling in love. On the Spring 2027 tour, expect a mix of Boyzone favourites including ‘I Love The Way You Love Me’, ‘All That I Need’ and ‘No Matter What’, alongside Westlife classics ‘My Love’, ‘I Lay My Love On You’ and ‘Uptown Girl’.

Spring 2027 Tour Dates:

  • 6 May: St Albans, Alban Arena
  • 7 May: Tunbridge Wells, Forum Theatre
  • 8 May: Salisbury, City Hall
  • 9 May: Dartford, Orchard Theatre
  • 13 May: Inverness, Eden Court
  • 14 May: Dundee, Caird Hall
  • 15 May: Darlington, Hippodrome
  • 16 May: Manchester, Bridgewater Hall
  • 20 May: Blackburn, King George’s Hall
  • 21 May: Scunthorpe, Baths Hall
  • 22 May: Skegness, Embassy Theatre
  • 23 May: Northampton, Derngate

Previously Announced Autumn 2026 Tour Dates (tickets on sale now via Ticketmaster):

  • 8 October: Sheffield, City Hall
  • 9 October: Llandudno, Venue Cymru Theatre
  • 10 October: Swansea Arena
  • 11 October: Basingstoke, Anvil
  • 15 October: Southend, Cliffs Pavilion
  • 16 October: Ipswich, Regent Theatre
  • 17 October: London, Indigo at the O2
  • 18 October: Leicester, De Montfort Hall
  • 22 October: Wycombe Swan
  • 23 October: Portsmouth, Guildhall
  • 24 October: Poole, Lighthouse
  • 25 October: Truro, Hall For Cornwall
  • 5 November: Glasgow, Pavilion Theatre
  • 6 November: Aberdeen, Music Hall
  • 7 November: Dunfermline, Alhambra
  • 8 November: Carlisle, Sands Centre
  • 12 November: Birmingham, Symphony Hall
  • 13 November: Warrington, Parr Hall
  • 14 November: York, Barbican
  • 15 November: Swindon, Meca
  • 19 November: Buxton, Opera House
  • 20 November: Blackpool, Opera House
  • 21 November: Gateshead, Glasshouse
  • 22 November: Aylesbury, Waterside

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Olivia Dean leads Mercury Prize Best Album betting

written by Aiden Baxter

Olivia Dean has been installed as the new favourite to win the Mercury Prize for Best Album 2026, with William Hill now pricing the London-based singer at 6/1.

Dean’s album ‘The Art Of Loving’ has leapfrogged Florence + the Machine and RAYE in the betting, with the pair now trailing at 13/2. Nia Archives and Suede, who were 5/1 joint-favourites when the market first opened, have since drifted out to 15/2, sitting behind Dave (13/2), Kojey Radical (7/1) and Dove Ellis (7/1).

The shift comes with over ten weeks still to go before a winner is announced, and William Hill says the market remains tight at the top despite Dean’s new position. Full outright odds for the prize are as follows:

ArtistOdds
Olivia Dean6/1
RAYE13/2
Florence + The Machine13/2
Dave13/2
Kojey Radical7/1
Dove Ellis7/1
Nia Archives15/2
Suede15/2
Bar (all others)10/1

William Hill spokesperson Lee Phelps said: “Olivia Dean’s album ‘The Art Of Loving’ is littered with chart-toppers so it is no surprise that she’s now leading the way in our Best Album betting at 6/1. While the outright market for this year’s Mercury Prize is tight at the top, ‘The Art Of Loving’ has resonated in a way that’s pushed her ahead of heavyweights like Florence + the Machine and RAYE, which says a lot about the impact she’s had.”

“It’s a wide-open field further down the market too, with Nia Archives (15/2) and Suede (15/2) drifting since the market opened, so we’re not ruling out any artist’s chances of scooping the Prize with over ten weeks to go before a winner is announced,” Phelps added.

The full outright market for the Mercury Prize is available via William Hill.

Dean’s rise in the Mercury Prize market follows a run of form that has already seen bookmakers back her heavily elsewhere this year. She was previously installed as joint-favourite to sing the next James Bond theme alongside RAYE, with William Hill citing her BRIT Awards haul as a driving factor behind that market too.

Nia Archives, meanwhile, continues to build momentum outside the betting markets, having recently been confirmed for a return to All Points East as part of the support line-up for Jorja Smith and Tems at Victoria Park this August.

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